Escape Stress, Get Smiling!

Hey You! Take a minute to smile and give your mind a break.

We are in a serious business world but there is always a way to find a few moments to escape to our humor cave page for a smile or two.

View Jokes, sayings, QUOTES, GIFS, and videos offered to our members to have a place to go to and separate from the rigors of the job.

Welcome to our humor cave. We created this page for our members to take a few minutes off to escape from the challenges of the day. A little humor is always an effective way to reduce stress and serve as a distraction from the minutia of the day. So, in the spirit of levity and offering a safe place to get away to, please take the time

to view what we deem is humor. Perhaps you may find some of our postings to be inappropriate, insulting or not funny? If so, we apologize in advance and ask you do not click on this page again so you can avoid feeling the way you do. Our Intention for creating this page, was to make you smile, offer a quick escape from the pressure of a stressful moment or period of time, and to get you to change your serious face to a smiley one.

As many say, if you do not like what you see on TV, change the channel. If you do not like what you are reading or seeing here, simply click the close X. If you are one of those people who like to find reasons to be critical and negative, there is always the option of sticking your head in a freezer if you work from home or if you are at your office, go outside, scream at the sky in the parking lot you and you may feel better. If that doesn't work, have you ever considered wearing a tin foil hat and free style dancing at the local mall?

Have something funny to report? Maybe you have a video or images you believe are funny, unique or attention getting? Would you like to vent, remark or bash us? Send it our way. We will post it so other members can take a moment to escape the rigors of the day (or night.)

ENTER THE HUMOR CAVE

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Money talks ..but all mine ever says is good-bye.

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.

Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

Please stop by again soon. We will be adding images, videos and other fun (and possibly insulting or inappropriate) things to read.